Specialising in the human experience of Living with prostate cancer – warts and all

The rape of an inflatable doll

with 5 comments

He certainly knocked the stuffing out of this one

He certainly knocked the stuffing out of this one

A PERVERT has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had intercourse with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.

However, police are on his tail, because the thief left his DNA on a doll and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants.

Business owners believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in the past several days.

Read more on this story at The Cairns Post

Now, maybe that’s what happened to the blow up Christmas Tree that went missing in Wangaratta.


It seems this idiot has an American accomplice as Florida police are looking for two Coral Springs men who they suspect stole more than four dozen breast pumps from a local Babies “R” Us store.

Well, he certainly needs some kind of pump to bring his limp girlfriends back to life!

All told, police say the stolen breast pumps are worth roughly $15,000.  That’s really lashing out on a new girlfriend!


Written by Greg Naylor

7 January 2009 at 6:37 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

5 Responses

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. My sentiments too, Greg. Screw Christmas! But hey, I didn’t do it, OK?


    8 January 2009 at 6:37 am

  2. Greg, that story is so good you just can’t keep it for yourself. I feel compelled to post about it too, but I’ll credit you for the tip and I’ll link back.

    There are some real ‘doozies’ in that Cairns Post article. Eg: “His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes.”

    Yeah? Must have been real tight – he used lubricant!

    I love the photo of the ‘used & abused’ inflatable. Hmm, I’ve net women like that – hussies!

    Ray Dixon (Bright)

    8 January 2009 at 1:03 pm

  3. Quote: “…I’ve net women like that – hussies!” End Quote

    Geez, Ray, get around, don’t ya?


    8 January 2009 at 1:15 pm

  4. […] story  from the Cairns Post (which I came across on Greg Naylor’s blog) is an early contender for NEWS. STORY. OF. THE. […]

  5. Wodonga’s full of them, JR. Then there’s ‘Erotic Nights’.

    Ray Dixon (Bright)

    8 January 2009 at 2:16 pm

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: