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WHEN I SAY I AM BROKE … I AM BROKE

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.’Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very Latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.’

Go away!’ I said. ‘I haven’t got any money!’, ‘I’m broke!’ and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. ‘Don’t be too hasty!’ he said. ‘Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.’ And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.’

I stepped back and said, ‘Well I hope you’ve got a bloody good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand?’

… and a post from The Australian Landrovers Association BLOG

Old 22nd July 2006, 11:38 AM

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The Great Australian Yarn

Two cattle drovers standing in an outback bar; one asked, “What are you up to, mate?””Ahh, I’m takin’ a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie.”

“Oh yeah….and what route are you takin’?”

“Ah, prob’ly the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin’ the drought.”

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Written by Greg Naylor

10 December 2008 at 9:05 pm

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