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What’s on around Wangaratta – 31 October

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The following information is reprinted from the 19th September edition of Cultural Capers listing Entertainment, Arts and Culture from Across the North East Region. More detail is available here.
  • Jazz Art (Art Exhibition) Until 9 Nov
  • Do You Wanna Sing? – Community Singing – 13 Oct – 8 Dec
  • Kaye Freeman (Art Exhibition) 17 Oct – 8 Nov
  • Decorative Arts and Cool Cats – 18 Oct – 3 Nov
  • Wangaratta Artists Society Annual Show – 22 Oct – 5 Nov
  • Wangaratta Art Show – 22 Oct – 8 Nov
  • Visions of Jazz (Photography Exhibition) 24 Oct – 9 Nov
  • Anita Laurence Exhibition – 25 Oct – 24 Nov
  • The Met Opera Live in HD – Oct – May 09
  • Dwell and Exhibition About Where We Live – 20 Sept – Feb 09
  • Wangaratta Festival of Jazz & Blues – 31 Oct – 4 Nov
  • Oxley Bush Market – 1 Nov
  • Fresh & Unframed (Art Exhibition) – 1 – 9 Nov
  • FedFest 09 – Short Film Tour – 2 November
  • Tender (Live Theatre) 4 – 7 November
  • My Backyard Rules Sustainable Garden Fair – 8 Nov
  • Jazzaratta (Live Music) 9 Nov
  • TxtArt – Youth Textile Group – 10 Nov
  • Piano Recitals on the Steinway Grand – 10 Nov
  • Well Within Me Workshops (Wellbeing Program) – 14 – 16 Nov
  • Michael Ashby & Connie Lichti (Art Exhibition) – 15 – 24 Nov
  • Janet Holmes A Court – NAVA Grants – 15 Nov
  • Gloriana – A Thanksgiving for Life – 16 Nov
  • Bric-a-Brac – Cafe Concert Series Performance – 21 Nov
  • The Christmas Party (Dinner Theatre) 21 – 29 Nov
  • Life in Our Valley (Exhibition) 2 – 9 Dec
  • Italian Heritage Exhibition – Calling for Contributions
  • Community Singing for fun – Thursday evenings commencing 7 Aug
  • The Churchie – Art Prize – Entries Close 31 March 2009
  • Ostinato – Meets Every Tuesday
  • ArtPost – Artists Media Opportunity
  • Art, Community & Education (Graduate Course @ LaTrobe)


THE NUN AND THE CABBIE

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I really don’t want to offend you.’

She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’ve been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

‘Well’ he says, ‘I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’

She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: I have two rules

  1. You have to be single and
  2. You must be Catholic.’

The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’

‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’ The nun proceeds to fulfil his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

‘My dear child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying?’

The cabbie says ‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.’

The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a fancy dress party…

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Written by Greg Naylor

31 October 2008 at 12:00 am

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