What’s on around Wangaratta – 14 Nov 08
The following information is reprinted from the 14th November edition of Cultural Capers listing Entertainment, Arts and Culture from Across the North East Region. More detail is available here
- La Dolce Vita Festivao – 15 – 16 Nov
- Tree Climbing Championships – 14 – 16 Nov
- St Bernard’s Primary School Annual Spring Fair – 16 Nov
- Do You Wanna Sing? – Community Singing – 13 Oct – 8 Dec
- Anita Laurence Exhibition – 25 Oct – 24 Nov
- Dwell and Exhibition About Where We Live – 20 Sept – Feb 09
- Mixed Bag (Art Exhibition) 11 – 28 Nov
- Well Within Me Workshops (Wellbeing Program) – 14 – 16 Nov
- Michael Ashby & Connie Lichti (Art Exhibition) – 15 – 24 Nov
- Janet Holmes A Court – NAVA Grants – 15 Nov
- Gloriana – A Thanksgiving for Life – 16 Nov
- Piano Recitals on the Steinway Grand – 19 Nov
- Emerge: Combined Wangaratta VCE Art Exhibition – 20 – 30 Nov
- Bric-a-Brac – Cafe Concert Series Performance – 21 Nov
- The Christmas Party (Dinner Theatre) 21 – 29 Nov
- A River’s Tale – Sculpture Walk & Performance – 22 Nov
- On The Beat – Cancer Fundraiser – 23 Nov
- The Changing Nature of Rural Neighbourhoods Forum – 26 Nov
- Glenrowan Primary School Twilight Fair – 28 Nov
- Life in Our Valley (Exhibition) 2 – 9 Dec
- Wangaratta Choristers Christmas Concerts – 3 – 10 Dec
- NEMA Multicultural Buffet & Show – 6 Dec
- Community Singing Leadership Training with Fay White – 6 Dec
- KITE: MIke Brown and the Sydney Twelve (Exhibition) 6 Dec – 25 Jan
- Ostinato Christmas Concert – 7 Dec
- Wangaratta Carols By Candlelight
- TxtArt – Youth Textile Group – 15 Dec
- The Churchie – Art Prize – Entries Close 31 March 2009
- The Met Opera Live in HD – Oct – May 09
- Italian Heritage Exhibition – Calling for Contributions
- Ostinato – Meets Every Tuesday
- ArtPost – Artists Media Opportunity
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS
This morning on the Freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Holden Calaise doing 110 km/hr with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs.
Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the bloody phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Blooody women drivers!
